we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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