I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
