I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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