its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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