So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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