Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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