you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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