Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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