You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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