i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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