We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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