So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
