This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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