haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
BRING THE BAGELS
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
