VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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