All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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