Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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