yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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