1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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