I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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