I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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