school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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