hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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