margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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