I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize