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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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