It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
how drunk are you?
Several
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
