Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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