obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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