I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Randomize
