But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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