Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm always down for nudity.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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