Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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