I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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