dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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