Your tits are I can't wait for
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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