You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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