He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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