The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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