Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
