you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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