You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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