btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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