i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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