I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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