i need an iv and a liver transplant
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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