That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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