She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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