just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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