WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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