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I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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