found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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