Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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