they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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